I HEAR U LIEK SOUTHERN VAMPIRE MYSTERIES
WATCH ME RAPE THEM
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
U NO WAT HAPPENED 2 DOSE BITCHES AT BILOXI
OH HI WE’RE BACK
UPDATE
WE ARE ALIVE. I VIRUSED MY COMPUTER TO SHIT AND I’M SNOWED IN SO I CAN’T COLLECT IT BUT FEAR NOT, I SHALL RETURN SOON WITH THE DREADED BALL TROLL.
WELCOME NEW FOLLOWERS! HOP ABOARD THE HATE TRAIN!
INSPIRED BY:
LORENA: “I HAVEN’T SEEN BILL COMPTON IN OVER 70 YEARS,”
ERIC: “I HAVEN’T SEEN MY MAKER SINCE MUCH LONGER THAN THAT,”
TWO WEEKS LATER:
!!!NAZI FLASHBACK!!!
SORRY IF I’M SLOW NEXT FEW DAYS GUYS, I JUST GOT MY WISDOMS OUT AND I’M GONNA GO CRY IN THE CORNER NOW AS THE NUMBNESS WEARS OFF
FRANKLIN DATING ADVICE!
YO DAWGZ I JUST WANNA SAY I’M REAL HAPPY YA’ALL ARE ENJOYING THE PRODUCT OF A BUNCH OF BORED TRUE BLOOD FANS AND HOPE YOU’VE ALL NOTICED THE SHINEY ‘SUBMIT’ LINK UP THERE! DON’T BE SHY, SUBMIT YOUR WORKS OF ART TOO! IF YOU’VE NO PHOTO EDITORS, ROFLBOT IS YOUR FRIEND! BALL TEMPLATE, FRANKLIN TEMPLATE AND SOOKIE TEMPLATE ARE ALL LINKED TO ON THE SUBMIT PAGE. JOIN THE FUN. OR FRANKLIN WILL EAT YOU.
PS: TUMBLR TUESDAY. WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU RECOMMEND US.
